Poop.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Mooses

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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