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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

roses are red violets should be purple

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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