- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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