- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

So I was walking down the road today

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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