- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Where's the soap?

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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