- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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