What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

how do you save a black man ... u don't

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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