So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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Anti Joke

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