Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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