what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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66

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Yah? Well your a ********

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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