Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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