What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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