A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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You're on fire.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Sarah Palin

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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