Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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