why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

No soup for you!

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

I like touching my boobs

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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