WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

I like touching my boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Bob Saget

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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