What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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