What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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