what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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