How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

rose are red violets should be purple

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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