Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

nice tits.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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