- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

nice tits.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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