- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Pickles are moist.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Do the roar!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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