Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the snake say to the rat?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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