Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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GONNA

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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