- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Penis

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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