Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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non poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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