woman's rights

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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