- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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