Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Politics.

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Anti Joke

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