- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Women's rights.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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