What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Skrillex.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A bar walks into a man

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Y u do dis?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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