- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??