- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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