- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Cripples are lame.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Laugh.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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