Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Dick Chaney

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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here kitty kitty

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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