Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Dick Chaney

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The Colts this year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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