Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Religion

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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