Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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