Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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