Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Obama 2012

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Swag.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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