So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

here kitty kitty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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