My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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