What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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