A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Dyslexia ruels!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

ejaculation JLR

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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