Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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