- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did Delaware? A coat.

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