Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Maths.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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