- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A train poops its pants.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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