Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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