a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is the name of the car? What

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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