Neil Lewis

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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